The 1003 Committee Has Spoken: You Must Purchase This Coffee Machine

Reason 1: It's a 3-headed coffee machine, and you can't resist the allure of three simultaneous cups of coffee

We've calculated the probability of you resisting the allure of three cups of coffee, and the odds are not in your favor. It's a 99.9% chance you'll cave to the machine's charms.

Learn about the financial implications of owning three simultaneous cups of coffee

Or, if you're feeling bold:

Defy the odds and resist the machine's charms (we dare you)